Monday, August 14, 2006

I've found the end of the Internet...

I have two options at work in these slow summer times. I can either watch bad afternoon cable TV or cruise the World Wide Waste of time. I know, I know...this isn't a horrible job; actually it's a really really awesome job but the internet is too slow for my attention. All my favorite sites don't update hourly or sometimes even daily...poor me (insert emoticon holding flowers with it's heart beating in a cartoon fashion)

My choice of internet sites is pretty diverse and strange. Here is my usual routine when I get into work...actually; I just repeat this order every 15 minutes.

Come in, log on, clock in and then:
Yahoo.com- for all my “normal” email
Myspace.com- look at all the messages I'm not receiving and then rifle through my "friend requests" that are mostly pornography or lame-o bands from the least developed parts of the U.S.
AbsolutePunk.net- for all the emo/harcore music news that can't be classified as "gossip" because the rumored death of From First To Last's singer isn't tragic nor news-worthy
My.Asu.Edu- this is my school email address. I get all the important news regarding my job and what I need to deliver next

Here are some sites that I visit intermittingly between the above sites:
FaceBook.com
Espn.com
BMXonline.com
MotionCitySoundtrack.com
Thrice.net
Break.com- This site has a lot of hilarious videos of crotch shots from shopping carts and model airplanes going 200mph
TvGuide.com- I need to know what's on!
Food.com- I watch Boy Meets Grill every day at 11:30am. I need to know what's cooking that day
Ebay.com- Everything I can't afford. My latest searches have been Roswell DVD (show that was on WB...it's brilliant, you just don't know it yet) and a Gibson Firebird Studio
ImmaculateTattoo.com- I'm getting my half-sleeve finished on Oct. 5th. Aaron Coleman is a genius...example of his work:


I'm sure I'm missing some more websites that I find along the way.

Again, if you think this Blog is too random for your tastes, stop coming. But to all that actually read this...your prize is in the mail. No need to tell my your address, I already know...(insert emoticon wearing an eye patch and punching a parrot)

Stand on the New Mexico and Texas state line and tell me it doesn't hurt,
Shawn


6 comments:

kristen said...

at the end of everyday I vow to not get on the internet because I look at one thing then another and another and so on and I feel very unfulfilled. But then the day starts and I am at it again crazy!!
also bad because I have High speed internet and yet it makes me so so mad when it slows down just a bit!

erin said...

i'm so inspired (insert emoticon with its finger up its nose ..blowing steam out its ears and killing everything it sees)

Amy Schubert said...

I know Andrew likes insound.com and pitchforkmedia for his musical updates ... cnn.com is good for news ... perezhilton.com for celebrity gossip trash ... and then, of course, I could direct you to several scrapbooking sites, but I don't know if you're ready for that yet ...

Wife (Nicole- Duh) said...

I love you but you have a problem, its called unproductivity. Amy no need to correct my grammer. This word accurately describes my beloved husband. I knew this "blogging" was coming, I just didn't know it would be so soon...

wife (Nicole- Duh) said...

Nice picture of some girls chest by the way. No clearing these things through the wife I guess...

Aaron said...

Listen to your friends, man. And my friends, I mean me. And by me, I mean that the tattoo shots made my late evening. It's art, people! And if it happens to make a young lady ten times hotter, so be it.